Driving naked the wrong way and speeding
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“Did you hear about this guy in Maine? He was driving a truck, but naked. He drove through three towns naked, in the wrong direction, and was speeding before crashing into a police car. Driving naked, the wrong way and speeding. Basically, this guy is me without a show.” -Dave Letterman
“He uses all those Texas expressions. He said ‘He’d leave when the kettle starts whistling at the frying pan.’ What does that mean?” –Jay Leno
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